donderdag 8 april 2010

Blood on my hands

What is this?.. - looks at her hands - ... mhhh..mmmm - sees blood on her hands - What the fuck?! - feels over her face and notices that her nose is bleeding - I got blood on my hands..
Nothing new there:p had plenty of blood on my hands to be honest. I kinda got born in this world and almost immediately had blood on my hands. Why do you ask me? I don't know why.. why do the things happen that happen. It's not really something that can be explained I gues. And.. NO.. don't keep whining about it now ya? Not gonna talk about it now. - takes a painkiller and some water and swallows it -

Hellfleet Passes

What I really was gonna talk about is something cool! Something cool about Hellfleet. You know, it's not because we are pirates that we are dumbasses and don't think business like. Behind the things we hides a big field of business. Yea.. that surprises you? We do lots of stuff really but one thing that I think is really cool and what I am really all up for is our Hellfleet Pass system.
It gives people the chance to do the things they do in lowsec in a way without being harassed by us. They can do their WTF stuff like play skillbook tourist, take pictures, rat the belts, mine a bit here and there.. whatever.. I don't give a shit what they do. Maybe they just come here to wank.. whatever:D.. but!! They can do it without being harassed.
All business like we keep housekeeping on the passes. Set standings, reset standings, keep note on who is operating where and doing what mainly. People can pass on their ship names/types in our customers channel so that we know where they are and what not to attack, this way you can even make sure you don't get scared by any landing flashy ships at your workarea. Yea.. I know.. it can be disturbing:). But don't worry.. a pass.. customer channel and us.. good combination!


Spreading the word

So today I was working on spreading the message. We have this dude called DixieWrecked2 that has been hanging out in Lisbae for a while now. I been keeping an eye out for him and chased him in his condor around a few times. But today I caught him doing WTF stuff at one of my belts. I decide to have a little chat with mister 'think he can do whatever he likes in my system'.

I approach him gently.. and I speak up.



He manages to get away in his pod first but I wait a bit and notice him talking to me in the local comms channel:

[ 2010.04.08 06:21:29 ] DixieWrecked2 > eviwyn, why you attack me??
[ 2010.04.08 06:21:47 ] eviwyn > Well.. I dont see you anywhere on our list of payments made
[ 2010.04.08 06:22:02 ] DixieWrecked2 > what does that mean
[ 2010.04.08 06:22:16 ] eviwyn > http://www.hellcatsofeve.com/HFPass.html
[ 2010.04.08 06:22:17 ] eviwyn > read that
[ 2010.04.08 06:22:37 ] eviwyn > for now I am still free to attack you
[ 2010.04.08 06:22:47 ] eviwyn > buy a pass and you can do your thing around here without hellfleet interfering for a month
[ 2010.04.08 06:23:58 ] eviwyn > gives you blue standings with our alliance for the month you purchased a pass for
[ 2010.04.08 06:25:34 ] eviwyn > would be 5M for you personally. if you want it to be for your whole corp then that will be 50M for a month since you got more then 25 members in your corp. But I dont know if your corp is active in lowsec much so maybe its more interesting for you alone


He doesn't react anymore but I see him appear on my scan results again as I expected. He is comming back in a velator. I keep an eye on his wreck location and wait. - waits -
There he is!! I see him appear on location again and I drop in. He is sitting 20km away from his wreck though and gets the fuck out again. I see him warp into the direction of the aescee gate.

So.. what do I do? I bookmark the location of his wreck and follow him. I see him return to the center station are. I follow him there and wait a bit. - waits -
I see him land on the wrecks location again. This time I wait a bit before doing anything. I wait a few more secs.. - counting from 0 to 20 - ..
# ACTION # .. I drop myself on the wrecks location, landing right on top of the little booger as he is looting his wreck. I scram the hell out of him and shoot his velator into little pieces and this time I am prepared as fuck and scram his pod.

I invite him to our ransom channel but he doesn't accept. I get notification that he might be leaving.. so I shoot him before he actually can do this. Back to the clonetube with you little fucker! Trying to get away like that.. mehhhh!!

It doesn't stop here. I decide to promote the pass a bit more to him as he gets on again:







so yea.. lets see what he will do. I hope he amuses me some more later on!


More business

Anyways, I sit my GCC out in a safe and as I see this I notice this dude Altheus Fenix enter the system. I check out his BC stats and decide to have a go at him. I see him travel through a belt to station, back to belt.. missing me just as I get into warp and such.
But then.. YES!





I take him out in a fun fight. He taking me into armor a bit even. But I just rep my armor as we go and take him out. As I see his pod appear I get more excited.. I scram the hell out of him and talk a bit to him in local:

[ 2010.04.08 06:59:15 ] eviwyn > gf
[ 2010.04.08 06:59:24 ] eviwyn > so wanna keep pod?
[ 2010.04.08 06:59:35 ] eviwyn > or dont care?
[ 2010.04.08 06:59:41 ] Altheus Fenix > hold on a sec
[ 2010.04.08 06:59:45 ] Altheus Fenix > sure
[ 2010.04.08 06:59:46 ] eviwyn > 2 secs
[ 2010.04.08 06:59:49 ] eviwyn > 5M
[ 2010.04.08 07:00:10 ] Altheus Fenix > to keep pod and warp out
[ 2010.04.08 07:00:13 ] eviwyn > yeps
[ 2010.04.08 07:00:21 ] eviwyn > yo ugot 10 secs to decide



[ 2010.04.08 07:00:26 ] Altheus Fenix > done
[ 2010.04.08 07:00:36 ] eviwyn > see ya fly safe man o/
[ 2010.04.08 07:00:45 ] Altheus Fenix > cya sonner thatn you thkn k


I take his loot and get back to my safe to sit out GCC. As I am sitting there I see him return in another merlin. He is out for more but too bad I don't have time now. I am in an import conversation and need to head out since I have some stuff to do later. Would have really liked to have another go at him :/ .. so man.. if you read this.. we'll do it later again;) o/

3 opmerkingen:

  1. HellFleet wank passes... >.>

    Maintaining customer relations is always fun - you better watch it against DixieWrecked from now, he's done playing!1 °~°

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  2. Girl, you crack me up. When THEY say unleash the hounds of war, they are talking about Evi. :P

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  3. @Jax: Haha:D you know, that was exactly my thought when I was writing it! Hellfleet Wanking Pass xD.
    And can't wait till shit hits the fan with Dixie. I wander what he has up his sleave. I saw him this morning around Lisbae but he didnt really react. I gues he is planning his move still.

    @Ven: Hahaha. I love cracking you up huh Ven;). And yea.. the hounds are comming:D. Come and have some fun with me when you got some time Ven! Missing you around.

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