Daily fixes

As you probably know already I can be quite the pain in the ass sometimes. But yea well.. what ya want.. being a pain in the ass is just so much fun. Am I right or am I right?! So yea.. I love doing my thing.. being a pain in the ass.
I like this especially when things are quiet.. you know those times when you feel a little bit bored suddenly? You see all these noobs get to the stations, to the gates, .. anywhere.. anywhere except where you want them. During those times it sucks to be in a small ship not being able to tank the sentries. You would just like to kill the stuff you are seeing on the scan results. You want to engage, and engage again!
Well.. during those times I just go to see the noobies once in a while. I decide to say hi. A friendly hi:). Yea, friendly. It's what my bio states huh. I am nice, I said so many times already and it happens a lot when people argue it. They send me mails that I am not nice at all.. that I am lying. That that part of my bio is a big lie! HELL NO.. I DON'T LIE.. .... no.. I am nice.
So I do as I do. I say hi:).

"Hello!" - wavie wavie o/ - "it's me.. Evi:)"
- dude locks Evi and opens fire -

'WTF..', Evi hadn't seen that comming.. sitting there all in shock she thinks to herself that she has to do something about this situation. She can't let this mean fella kill her, right? No.. man.. still in shock she locks up the bastard and gets in to battlestate, setting the alert state a phase higher. Getting her crew ready (which she really hadnt done yet.. >.>.. "What you staring like that?!.. Really!! It's true!!!") and engaging the little booger cormy.
She kills him off pretty fastly and is kinda sad she is not gonna get to kill of his pod.. ## auww.. no pod:(.. me wants the pod.. buhhh.. ## sorry.. let myself go a bit there.. it's the painkillers, believe me. Darn painkillers! Yea, I saw my doctor again and he prescribed me more of them. They really wanna make me a dopehead:o. Man fuck this.. lol.. sorry, lets continue.




One big rush (no not the painkillers this time)

Sitting there on the melted wreck of that cormy dude who was being so friendly to me shooting shit at my ship.. man.. stop shooting shit at my ship yea? I wouldn't have killed you! But yea, if you really need to shoot shit at my ship then you just asking for it..
But well, sitting there on his melted wreck, I am thinking to myself. What I like so much about hunting these little boogers. The most fun part of it is the hunt for the location of a target and makin sure you drop right on top of him. That followed by the engagement itself. The warp and drop on the targets location. It's just one big rush.. well.. it used to be an amazing rush. I do have to say that the rush became less then it used to be.
I can just remember clearly still what a huge rush I would get when I did my first engagements 'back in the days' (LOL) around Molden Heath. I would end up having shivers all over my body ( yea.. like with the painkillers.. smartasses!!! ).. my hearth pounding all over my body.. and sitting there all excited on the wreck of the dude that I just killed. MMM.. I gues it's that feeling that we are always looking for really.. either if we call it our 'morning fix' or whatever. Used to be a kill in a few days up untill now like 10+ pods a day or something? >.> .. hehe.. yea.. getting a fix is taking more and more:D.







HOW ABOUT THAT FOR A FIX?! hehe.. working for ya?.. works for me in a way.. although I need a fix again like a few secs after it.. >.>.. - stares at the painkillers - .. mehh.. lets find some more fixes ya?!..





fix fix fix fix....

Thats how the story goes

Imagine

I can only imagine what it must be like really.. or no.. I can.. I can remember how it was when I was just born out there. Making my first steps. Ending up in LowSec for the first time no totally realising what I was up for even. And then meeting a pirate for the first time.
So yea.. I can imagine a bit what it must be like to make that step across that rusty sign at the HiSec entrances of Lisbaetanne. The signs stating that you have to be wary of pirates. It was those steps that Bleed F'rMi set again on that quite sunday afternoon. Flying about.. ohhh! Nice belt.. nice rats! * lookin around, forgetting that rusty sign at the entrance a bit more already * mmm.. lets kill some rats:). Sitting there.. not scanning at all anymore. Just you and the rats.
But then suddenly! Out of nothing that flashy ship drops on your ass and before you know it you are stuck there, pinned down to the rocks of those roids. Rats still pounding on you as the EMP is banging on the hull of your ship. The point where you can only accept the fact of what is about to come. You try to resist and lock that flashy ship since you can't get out anymore. Trying to struggle with it.. but it's too strong.. it's just.. .... killing you softly.

Then that lonely moment is there where you find yourself getting left behind in a pod that can't get out anymore. It's that moment that you realise you aren't going anywhere anymore. The moment where you realise you will wake up in the clonetube. That's how the story goes!




Don't piss me off when I am annoyed already

Same thing for Dharna. Hanging about in Lisbaetanne. Close to HiSec. Must feel safe for her to rat there. Rat there in her badly fitted Punisher. Even when she flees for this flashy ship under command of a crazy girl called Eviwyn, flying under the Hellcats flag. She just keeps ratting.. its safe! I can get out! No you can't.. Evi is in a crappy mood and is out there for blood.. she wants your blood.. she wants your corpse! So she keeps hunting you down till she got you pinned down and you can't go anywhere anymore.

This is what she experiences. She gets pinned down by Evi. But.. what the fuck is this? Why is Evi not killing me? What she waiting for. She just shot me a bit and then.. then nothing anymore.. but what is that.. another flashy ship. An Ishkur:O. Those 2 flashy ships kill of Dharna in seconds, finding her pod pinned down. That is when she gets invited into a private comms channel.

She sees the text scroll up on her screen as she accepts the connection:

EVE System > Channel MOTD: Greetings. You were invited to this channel to SAVE YOUR SHIP. Please stop shooting and recall all drones so that negotiations may be conducted. Otherwise, you will be destroyed. HellFleet honors ALL ransoms through next downtime. Contact Mynxee with any questions or issues.Avoid these difficulties next time--buy a HellFleet Pass.

Dharna doesn't realise what is going on though..

[ 2010.04.04 16:10:49 ] Dharna > hi. Nice job. But why did it take so long?
[ 2010.04.04 16:11:14 ] eviwyn > 5M you want out?
[ 2010.04.04 16:11:21 ] eviwyn > was waiting for friend ;)
[ 2010.04.04 16:11:25 ] eviwyn > so I held fire a bit
[ 2010.04.04 16:11:56 ] eviwyn > nvm
[ 2010.04.04 16:12:07 ] Dharna > omg you need a friend to kill me in that low fitted pve ship?

She doesn't realise she is pissing Evi off even more who is burning on the inside by now. Making her wait.. annoying her with crappy bullshit.

[ 2010.04.04 16:12:10 ] EVE System > Dharna was kicked from the channel by eviwyn. Effective until 2010.04.04 16:42:09.
[ 2010.04.04 16:12:40 ] eviwyn > silly bitch

Evi orders Von Diel to open direct fire at the pod again as she enables everything she got again, blowing Dharna back to the clonetube. Darna doesn't wanna quit bullshitting though and tries to contact Von Diel. She doesn't realise Evi knows her shit though.

[ 2010.04.04 16:21:51 ] von Diel > o/
[ 2010.04.04 16:21:55 ] eviwyn > o7
[ 2010.04.04 16:21:55 ] Dharna > yes this one :-)
[ 2010.04.04 16:22:08 ] eviwyn > what you looking for?
[ 2010.04.04 16:22:25 ] Dharna > hey, can you provide that link to that fleet path again?
[ 2010.04.04 16:22:37 ] eviwyn > its a channel
[ 2010.04.04 16:22:39 ] eviwyn > ransom channel
[ 2010.04.04 16:22:46 ] eviwyn > I kicked you because you were annoying me
[ 2010.04.04 16:23:02 ] eviwyn > you got money you want to give me?
[ 2010.04.04 16:23:20 ] eviwyn > then I can invite you again yea.. otherwise just piss off
[ 2010.04.04 16:23:47 ] Dharna > kiddy you are so sweet :-)
[ 2010.04.04 16:23:56 ] eviwyn > thanks :D

Well.. come again. I made sure the standings are put correct for you with our alliance. You will be hunted down actively from now on in LowSec Essence:) Enjoy o/. Thats how the story goes..





PS: Stay tuned;) more comming soon! Its like a live tap straight from Essence huh :D