Daily fixes

As you probably know already I can be quite the pain in the ass sometimes. But yea well.. what ya want.. being a pain in the ass is just so much fun. Am I right or am I right?! So yea.. I love doing my thing.. being a pain in the ass.
I like this especially when things are quiet.. you know those times when you feel a little bit bored suddenly? You see all these noobs get to the stations, to the gates, .. anywhere.. anywhere except where you want them. During those times it sucks to be in a small ship not being able to tank the sentries. You would just like to kill the stuff you are seeing on the scan results. You want to engage, and engage again!
Well.. during those times I just go to see the noobies once in a while. I decide to say hi. A friendly hi:). Yea, friendly. It's what my bio states huh. I am nice, I said so many times already and it happens a lot when people argue it. They send me mails that I am not nice at all.. that I am lying. That that part of my bio is a big lie! HELL NO.. I DON'T LIE.. .... no.. I am nice.
So I do as I do. I say hi:).

"Hello!" - wavie wavie o/ - "it's me.. Evi:)"
- dude locks Evi and opens fire -

'WTF..', Evi hadn't seen that comming.. sitting there all in shock she thinks to herself that she has to do something about this situation. She can't let this mean fella kill her, right? No.. man.. still in shock she locks up the bastard and gets in to battlestate, setting the alert state a phase higher. Getting her crew ready (which she really hadnt done yet.. >.>.. "What you staring like that?!.. Really!! It's true!!!") and engaging the little booger cormy.
She kills him off pretty fastly and is kinda sad she is not gonna get to kill of his pod.. ## auww.. no pod:(.. me wants the pod.. buhhh.. ## sorry.. let myself go a bit there.. it's the painkillers, believe me. Darn painkillers! Yea, I saw my doctor again and he prescribed me more of them. They really wanna make me a dopehead:o. Man fuck this.. lol.. sorry, lets continue.




One big rush (no not the painkillers this time)

Sitting there on the melted wreck of that cormy dude who was being so friendly to me shooting shit at my ship.. man.. stop shooting shit at my ship yea? I wouldn't have killed you! But yea, if you really need to shoot shit at my ship then you just asking for it..
But well, sitting there on his melted wreck, I am thinking to myself. What I like so much about hunting these little boogers. The most fun part of it is the hunt for the location of a target and makin sure you drop right on top of him. That followed by the engagement itself. The warp and drop on the targets location. It's just one big rush.. well.. it used to be an amazing rush. I do have to say that the rush became less then it used to be.
I can just remember clearly still what a huge rush I would get when I did my first engagements 'back in the days' (LOL) around Molden Heath. I would end up having shivers all over my body ( yea.. like with the painkillers.. smartasses!!! ).. my hearth pounding all over my body.. and sitting there all excited on the wreck of the dude that I just killed. MMM.. I gues it's that feeling that we are always looking for really.. either if we call it our 'morning fix' or whatever. Used to be a kill in a few days up untill now like 10+ pods a day or something? >.> .. hehe.. yea.. getting a fix is taking more and more:D.







HOW ABOUT THAT FOR A FIX?! hehe.. working for ya?.. works for me in a way.. although I need a fix again like a few secs after it.. >.>.. - stares at the painkillers - .. mehh.. lets find some more fixes ya?!..





fix fix fix fix....

Do you remember them?

Something that made me think today.. yea.. occasionally I do think! How you mean? You don't believe it? BELIEVE ME!! I am telling ya.. I do think.. * silent a bit * oh.. you were just kidding.. hehe.
Seems I still am short fused today. But lets continue with what I was about to tell you..

I enter my office and I see my screen flash there. It seems somebody wants to contact me eagerly. Not sure what the fuck this is gonna be about. The contactee is using a name that really doesn't ring a bell. But well, I am curious like hell, so I accept the connection.

[ 2010.04.04 22:14:05 ] SaltyandSweet > hi
[ 2010.04.04 22:14:17 ] eviwyn > hai
[ 2010.04.04 22:14:30 ] SaltyandSweet > whatcha up to?
[ 2010.04.04 22:14:59 ] eviwyn > do I know you?
[ 2010.04.04 22:15:32 ] SaltyandSweet > yeah you blew me up awhile ago
[ 2010.04.04 22:15:38 ] eviwyn > lol
[ 2010.04.04 22:15:51 ] eviwyn > so why you ask me? want me to blow you up again or what?
[ 2010.04.04 22:16:18 ] SaltyandSweet > wow nevermind if you dont really remember im not going to take the time to tell you
[ 2010.04.04 22:16:22 ] SaltyandSweet > thanks

- I sit back in my chair with a confused look in my eyes - what the fuck is that all about. Is my clientelle getting EMO on me because I don't remember them? This is the point where my brain starts thinking on this subject.
I looked up my KBs and found his entry and so I recalled what happened again. I suddenly remember that I did talk to him afterwards and had some chatter. But now he seems to think that because of the fact that I killed him and had a chatter with him afterwards ( because I decided we would have ), that now he suddenly is a friend or something and can annoy me whenever he feels like it. Well.. sorry to disapoint you.. but you werent that interesting a target and I killed more then just you! Want me to remember you? Give me something worth remembering!

I mail him a short message.



And that is that! On with business now.


The ant that is different from the rest

People do the most weirdest things I think to myself ocasionally. Like this morning. I decided to head out there a bit. Check out my system, see what had been going on. Maybe even getting my mornin fix, just if..

As I am hanging out there in space. Things are quiet but I do get some readings on scan. Some noobs getting some skillbooks at the Center station prob. They always running up and down.. almost like ants draggin stuff up and forth.
Ocasionally you get this ant that is different somehow.. the ant that takes of from this path. The ant that seems to want to explore what is more out there then just draggin stuff up and forth on that path that all the other ants seem to follow.

Well, Caleb Jen'Tra seems to be such an 'ant'. I was looking at the scan results as I notice that this Cat flewn by Caleb went off the path.
I don't have to tell you that it is this that we (pirates) look for. We just love it when people decide to move away from the regular path. It's then when you see our eyes get alive. Our minds turn up that phase higher. Getting more alert and the adrenaline starting to rush as we get a fix on the location and prep our ships for battle. How far is he off.. estimating.. seems to be at 0! - DROP - ## ACTION!!

Dropping on his location, giving him the surprise of his life. Congratulations! You are the next one on my list! Pushing him with his back to the wall, killing him softly, enjoying every burst out of my auto's pounding in on his ship. Waiting for that amazing moment where he is left vulnerable in his pod.. out there for me to have him for real! And that is how we do it! You are ours now!



This dude is more then different though.. he not only decides to move off the path. But he also decides to do it again. As I am hanging out there checking out the loot I decide to leave his corpse as bait. I head out into a safe and wait as I sit back and relax the chatter over the comm channels.

Checkin out the readings on the scan I notice something interesting. This dude is back in system and in a Navitas this time. It gets more interesting as I see him land on the location of his corpse and wreck again.
Not gonna let this chance slip of course;). I drop our ship on his location again.. killing him once more there.



As if it isn't enough he decides to keep heading off the path and returns again in a Velator. He can't seem to get enough of me;) hehe.. he thinks I am lovely guys!! Well.. lets have some fun then:D.. stupid Velator melts like icecream in the hot sun under the fire of my auto's and rocket launcher though.. not fun.. I want to shoot more:(



The ant that is different from the rest..